what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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