We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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