pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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