Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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