check it out our google latitudes are spooning
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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