that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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