Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
