haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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