I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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