just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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