oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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