she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I need a beard to bite.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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