You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I am puke
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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