How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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