I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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