She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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