I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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