your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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