did you get engaged???
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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