ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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