And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
All I want is dick and wine.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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