ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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