YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
