I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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