she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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