What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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