do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
last night I used snow as a chaser
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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