In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
