is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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