More tranny stories later!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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