if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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