doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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