i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
stop calling my apartment porn island.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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