I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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