I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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