would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He passed out mid-signature
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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