who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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