Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
