every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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