There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
