She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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