It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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