Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Randomize
