Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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