She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
i think we sleep fucked last night...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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