It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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