Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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