And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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