Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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