Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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