I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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