Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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