I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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