A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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