This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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